Innocence on Film is still selling like hotcakes! It spent a decent part of the last two weeks on All Romance Ebooks Top 50 best sellers list. Spread and Howl is coming out on Friday April 10th, and it's going to be amazing.
I've also been apartment hunting my ass off, which is the worst thing in the entire world. I really thought that for about $30 bucks more than I can actually afford, I could get a tiny place, above the ground, in a slightly worse neighborhood than where I live now. But since I work three jobs 60 hours a week and I make approximately fuck all, it turns out that slightly more than I can afford can get me a garden level shit hole in murder alley.
So that's been fun.
And now: Last Five Texts From Lilith. This weekly feature consists of the last five messages on my phone, presented without context.
"They look so surprised."
"If there isn't a dead body in the bathtub I'll just write a fucking check."
"Oh my God! Bill Nye is on OkCupid!"
"Here's a cute llama if it helps."
Have an awesome week. Hopefully next week I will have good news, or maybe even someone to blackmail into giving me a nice place to live.
And on Friday don't forget to Spread and Howl: