2. Work from home
3. Be able to run around the world because I could work from anywhere with an internet connection
4. Send my boyfriend dirty pictures without fear of some dirty 4channer sending them to my boss
5. Create an app
6. Write an erotic novella about a member of Anonymous sliding on her Guy Fawkes mask to doxx bad guys and dehood clan members by night, and crush on her handsome IT coworker by day.